A Little Bit of Feverything
feedingobjects:

Goomba says “Not Hungry”

feedingobjects:

Goomba says “Not Hungry”

clientsfromhell:

Me: I’m calling regarding your overdue bill. It’s 4 months over due, and you said you were going to pay it yesterday.

Client: I don’t mean to be rude, but you’re not the only person we haven’t paid and some of them are pastors. Do you think you’re more important than God?

What Determines Your Blood Pressure?
sportspage:

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